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	Gleecaps: Home Article Date: 05/01/2010 This episode opens with Sue telling her newest Cheerios, Kurt and Mercedes, that their looks don’t fit the Cheerios standard. Since Sue is getting the front page of some useless cheerleading magazine, a reporter will be coming to interview her and her team, so Mercedes must lose 10 pounds in one week.... [full article]
	Gleecaps: What Would Madonna Do? Article Date: 04/24/2010 First off, Sue opens her child-like notebook to express herself [pun intended] and her feelings about Madonna. She tells the principal that her greatest hits should be played throughout the intercom all day so that kids will know of the power that is Madonna. Threatening blackmail with the photographs she has of them in bed together, he reluctantly... [full article]
	'Glee'-Caps 1.14: 'Hell-O' Article Date: 04/17/2010 'Glee' is BACK! It has been far too long if you ask my opinion, but although the team put forth a noble effort with this week's episode, I couldn't help feeling a little disappointed... Finn sings the doors, Rachel falls for the enemy, Will and Emma can't get it on but Idina Menzel makes up for that. Sue blackmails the principal and more. While it ... [full article]
	'Glee'cap: Once Upon A Mattress Article Date: 12/08/2009 Out lesbian Jane Lynch's Glee character Sue Sylvester is back causing trouble for the Glee Club. It’s yearbook picture day at McKinley High, and it’s got everyone’s nerves up. Shue finds out that Emma can’t make Glee’s sectionals performance because Ken scheduled their wedding... [full article]
	A Gay Girl's 'Glee'cap: Mashup Article Date: 10/23/2009 Unfortunately this week’s episode of Glee did not dazzle me half as much as last week’s did. This could be in part due to the over usage of Slurpee throwing, or it may be the fact that Jane Lynch did not get nearly as much screen time as I’d wanted, but she did look very lesbian in both a... [full article]
	A College Dyke's Top Five Lesbian-ish Movies Article Date: 08/26/2009 Rather than recapping our usual favorite lesbian-themed films like *The Incredible Story of Two Girls* in Love, Kissing Jessica Stein, and Desert Hearts, I thought I’d ta... [full article]
	Mandy Moore's Vagina Has Wings Article Date: 08/19/2009 Is coffee not enough to get your day going? Not even a cold shower to jump start your morning? Well take it from Mandy Moore – and use Red Bull’s new and exclusive product: Red Bull Energy Douche!... [full article]
	'True Blood' is So Gay! Article Date: 08/11/2009 True Blood is so gay. UC Santa Barbara student Aleena Bissett examines the homosexual metaphor of True Blood's vamps. Toss in a lesbian vampire queen in the form of Evan Rachel Wood, Christian Rights' groups, seperate vampire bars and openly gay creator Alan Ball and you've got yo... [full article]
	Kelly Kapowski Just Doesn’t Have Time Article Date: 07/30/2009 If the burning question on all your minds has been why Tiffani Amber Thiessen isn’t doing the *Saved By The Bell* cast reunion with Jimmy Fallon, then this video should help clear all inquiries. One reason: her cover band of lesbian favorite, the Indigo Girls[full article]
	A Day in the Life of a College Dyke: The Lesbian who Couldn't Camp Article Date: 07/28/2009 On a trip to Yosemite UC Santa Barbara student Aleena Bissett discovers camping is not for all dykes. 'Whoever started that dirty rumor that all lesbians love camping [and are good at it] was completely wrong.'... [full article]
	A Day in the Life of a College Dyke: Who is Shane McCutcheon? Article Date: 07/13/2009 Self-confessed dyke and lover of pop culture Aleena Bissett ponders, 'Who is Shane McCutcheon?' 'I’ve always wondered: would there be real-life Shanes had it not been for The L Word? Or was Shane modeled after some other woman? Perhaps she was the mother of all Shanes. More importantly – who was that woma... [full article]
	Megan Fox's Mankiller turn in 'Jennifer's Body' Article Date: 07/07/2009 Finally! A zombie horror action comedy thriller complete with lesbian undertones and Megan Fox as a malicious -- man-murdering hottie! The trailer for Diablo Cody's Jennifer's Body looks hot, campy, oddly feminist and fun but the real question is, will Megan Fox enter into a lesbian dallia... [full article]
	A Day in the Life of a College Dyke: Gay Witches Article Date: 06/30/2009 UC Santa Barbara student Aleena Bissett ponders lesbian life. This week she conjures up all the changes she would make if she were a gay witch. Same-sex marriage would be legal, Prop 8 dead in the water, Jennifer Beals would have won her Emmy and Dolly Parton, The Smiths, Cher, Uh Huh Her and a few... [full article]
	Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning: Dream Team? Article Date: 06/24/2009 Talk about lesbian connections, Dakota Fanning is playing Runaways member Cherie Currie, who starred in Foxes with Jodie Foster, who played Kristen Stewart’s mother in Panic Room. Oh, the chart just keeps growing and growing doesn’t it... [full article]
	Brooke Knows Best: Brooke Hogan Goes Lesbian for Show Article Date: 06/22/2009 Brooke Hogan goes gay for her show. Is that just capitalizing on the whole 'I Kissed a Girl' phenomenon? Brooke's best friend, Glenn, seems to be having some relationship issues. He goes from guy to guy, and can’t seem to find the “right one.” Brooke, knowing best I’m assuming, decides that perhaps the solut... [full article]
	Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat Do an Ironic 'Don't Stop Believin' Article Date: 06/19/2009 What. The. Hell. The results are in and the winner of the most fantastically awkward YouTube video goes to Har Mar Superstar, is-she-or-isn't-she a lesbian Ellen Page, and Alia Shawkat's very own rendition of Journey's over-exposed classic 'Don't Stop Believin.'... [full article]
	A Day in the Life of a College Dyke: All in the Family: Come Out, Come Out Article Date: 06/16/2009 UC Santa Barbara student and excavator of lesbian culture, Aleena Bissett puts her own Carrie Bradshaw-esque spin on growing up gay. This week she investigates the ways in which young queers come out.... [full article]
	A Day in the Life of a College Dyke: Pioneering Lesbos Article Date: 05/26/2009 UC Santa Barbara student Aleena Bissett pays homage to lesbian pioneers who paved the way for the women of her generation to wave their pride flags. Among the women she salutes are Lily Tomlin, Ellen Degeneres, Ilene Chaiken and Sheryl Swoopes...... [full article]
	A Day in the Life of a College Dyke: All in the Family: The Grass is Always Gayer Article Date: 05/12/2009 University of California Santa Barbara student and out lesbian Aleena Bissett fancies herself something of a college-aged, gay Carrie Bradshaw, and we love that about her. This week she ponders the reasons why lesbians cheat and if the 'Grass is Gayer.'... [full article]
	A Day in the Life of a College Dyke: Lesbian Limbo Article Date: 04/28/2009 A self-described “30-year-old lesbian trapped in a 19-year-old's body”, Aleena Bissett tackles any and all issues involving the lesbian college community as well as the big ol’ lesbian world in general. ... [full article]
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